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They make it so easy, it is almost *rude* to resist.
I held out for a few days this time around but, in the end, I was weak. I will have to do better at hiding the image editing software!
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Like Comics, In a Way.
I'd like to dedicate this to those friends of mine who, looking out for their own my well-being, advised me not to post it. (Well, I say 'advised'. It seems more diplomatic than "NOOO KAREN NOOOOEESS!") They almost convinced me... but if Marvel gets to publish Adventures of the Spectacular Spider-sperm, I no longer shall be swayed by what should ( Read more... ) -
Does What a Spermatozoon Can
So in Reign 3, we learn that Mary Jane was killed from exposure to Spider-man's radioactive sperm. Which is absolutely ridiculous. I mean, this is comic books. People don't die from exposure to radioactive sperm in comic books.
They get super powers!
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IM Conversations I Actually Quite Enjoyed
For balance.
odditycollector: *waves*
odditycollector: *sneakily*
greenygal: *amused* So do you not want me to see the wave, or are just practicing your supervillain style?
odditycollector: Well, the pounding in of heads turned out not to be an effective greeting technique after all.
odditycollector: Who knew?
greenygal: Lex keeps trying to explain it to Grundy...
odditycollector: Silly Lex. Just team him up with bizarro!
greenygal: Well, yes, but ( Read more... ) -
IM Conversations I Never Wanted To Have.
Me: Heya!
Me: I see you've got this newfangled "internet" thing worked out. ; )
My Mom: Yes.
My Mom: And right now, I'm typing with one hand.
Me:
Me:
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On making the full and proper use of your internet.
Before anyone says anything, I'd like to mention for the record that this is *not my fault*. If the universe didn't secretly want such things, it would have bequeathed upon me impulse-control.
Seriously. Any time now, universe.
You, uh, probably don't want to click this. Especially if you are at work ( Read more... ) -
But what about all the other stuff you owe us, Karen?
I am currently remembering the reasons why I don't write porn. They are: 1. it is hard, and 2. it turns out that I do like to pretend I have shame ( Read more... ) -
The Top Five Bat-Gadgets that rarely get used
For stardance5. In Batman: Year One, we see that Bruce developed a whistle that will call a swarm of bats to surround him, confusing and/or utterly freaking the shit out of any pursuing cops. But a giant swarm of flying rodents obscuring his vision and movements proved to be not as useful as he had hoped, and, besides, a couple of the bats got hit by stray ( Read more... )